Ballyjamewsduff has given many famous people to the world, and recieved many's a visit from a celebrity from time to time.
The following is a list of all those who have graced our land:
Ray Darcy's grand-uncle, Clancy D'arcy.
Padraig Smith, Ireland's 2nd most famous auctioneer.
"Big Phil" Smith, former pro-wrestler and multiple time candidate for a Teachta Dála position.
Pete Briquette of the Boomtown Rats came from Ballyjamesduff.
He called the town a "valley of squinting windows" once and he hasn't been talked about there since.
Snooker Player Bill Werbeniuk came to Ballyjamesduff once to play snooker.
He drank fifteen pints of Harp in Reasons lounge and fell asleep.
He woke up when someone was writing "Penis" on his forehead.
They ended up in Cavan General Hospital.
The Endemics, popular Death-metal Jazz group.
Kenny Kenny,Pat Kenny's illegitimate,5-nippled cousin. He lacks one leg and eats mostly chicken.
Rapper Ne-Yo once stopped in the town while his Limo had its tyre changed.
He was heard to remark "What is that smell?", not realising he was parked outside the town dump.
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